No this isn’t a football game. It’s cable reception. In previous blogs I’ve alluded to my problems in Florida, now the culprit has followed me to North Carolina. The teams remain anonymous, however, it is certain their playbooks need update.
Since I’ve been busy I only recently began to look at television. I use cbs.com to get my Stephen Colbert updates, and quite frankly, that reception is equally awful. Having a punch line break up then recalling what was said earlier is challenging. As I write there is a blizzard of snow on the screen. Am I in the North? But even in the North we don’t get snow in August.
My first clue should have been when the internet service shut off. I received notification when this occurred requesting I try again in an hour. However, in an hour still no reception.
While I lament over Florida service, they do have a functional internet. Perhaps that gives them 3, or maybe 6 points? A touchdown it isn’t, but, Florida got one ball over the goalpost.
When I’ve asked other fans the response is, “It’s the satellite.” Satellite or not I’m sure the North Carolina team is getting their residuals.
Need the phone number for the North Carolina team. Then am going out to buy Excedrin as pre-game preparation for the next play.
It’s Kathleen and if you don’t like what I say it’s still Kathleen.