I am attempting to access my Twitter account. Since I have changed my phone number I am unable to provide a phone number Twitter will accept. I am in an endless loop when I decide to google “How to permanently delete your Twitter account.” I guess they still want my business as directions appear and a new web site.
Visiting the myriad of options for this claim I receive a box where I can type in my concerns. In 3 to 5 days I will have an answer. I am encouraged and while this blog is not humorous, I am desperately trying to find something funny here.
In my note to a human Twitter helper, and let’s hope they are, I state my age and lack of computer knowledge. I lean on their sympathies stating, “think of me as your grandmother in your response,” and, “I try all I can before I access your services.” If anything perhaps this will give a chuckle to that call center in the sky.
In a previous communique with another company I asked the call center staffer if they were a bot. Their response was, “I have a heart and lungs.” This was nice to know as I realize they have a nerve as well since I just hit one. Note to self: always assume the individual on the other end is human.
I need to be more tolerant and send loving thoughts to those working with us nimkinpoops on a daily basis. They certainly have a tough job. I wonder what they do to rid their angst. Do they drink? Do they have a wall full of old people’s pictures that they throw darts at?
I hear back from Twitter with several questions I have no idea how to answer so I lie. In 3 to 5 days I will know. I await their reply.