Leaving next Sunday for LA. No it isn’t for an appearance on Jimmie Kimble. Am training in Burbank to learn neurofeedback and upon return to florida will be starting a practice.
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They say we have several careers in our lifetime and adding one more to the mix.
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Don’t miss me too much and remember to..
ENJOY !!!
he’s already passed some legislation! What a guy, he took time from his bible group meetings to get things going. Only what a waste as it is doomed for failure in the senate, and, if not, will be vetoed by Joe. Maybe he didn’t know this was a waste of time? Someone needs to give him a rule book, or should we??
Thank goodness as it was money from climate change legislation funding. mike think of your grandchildren as mitt romney did, and he resigned. you could follow suit, but only have a little time left. Let’s see the Cali guy had 269 days, so you only have 266 left, if that.
What can we have mike do to keep him functional but not functioning? Maybe Ex-Lax would do the trick.
In a former life he was on the circuit as a national speaker for christian causes. Maybe we could get him a gig by selling bibles on the side? That would keep him busy, and out of trouble. Know several big box christian stores of hate where he’d fit in nicely. In fact in their parking lots the cars still have tr bumper stickers on their cars, and probably confederate flags blowing in their back yard.
We want mike to feel at home.
These guys are waiting for you. I hear the lord calling you for your new vocation.
374 days till the next election.
VOTE THEM OUT!!
C:2023/Caulfield
Worked in Maine for a short period, and when they say Mainers Strong they certainly are. Sad to see their tragedy. They deserve better, and I feel for these folks who are survivors of several feet of snow each year, along with horrific heating bills.
And once again post tragedy someone decides to change their minds on guns. This time it is Jared Golden, a congressman who saw the affects as it is his hometown, Lewiston. A little late to the party, Jared, and nice you say you take responsibility for this as you need to.
Shame on you.
Change always happens when it hits home. Guess we need a repub congressman or the prez of the nra to loose a family member to gun violence. That would make them change their tune.
This week the lieutenant gov from Louisiana put forth a law to have teachers carry guns in the classroom.
They get a $10,000. year bonus for this.
What a way to get a raise.
If only this was a joke.
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Well, we got another crazy as the speaker. Third in line for the presidency so pray for Joe and Kamala’s health.
Must email Jill to ensure Joe is taking his vitamins.
However, he probably should be having a stiff one tonight.
Let the games begin or did they ever stop?
Well, this looney tune hit all the bells and whistles to make the rep caucus squeal like a roasted pig. He’s an election denier, pro life regardless of the situation, a gun enthusiast, and blocks voting rights.
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And did I mention he’s a bud of amy from the unsupreme court?
Can’t stomach even looking at that batch.
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He ain’t no magic mike.
But they’ll all be gone in 24.
On Tuesday for the first time in 5 years the fixer Cohen, and the 45th were in the same room, a courtroom.
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So what does one give as a gift on this auspicious anniversary?
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Wood is the traditional gift for the 5th anniversary. This reflects the strength and durability of the union, however metal and sapphire are also a possibility,,
Some ideas.
Happy Anniversary, Boys!
C:2023/Caulfield
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Aren’t first impressions always true?
So why now do you boo hoo?
You called him an idiot when you first met,
And now this my dear is what you get.
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So cry me a river and be sad,
Why did you ever hang with a cad?
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C;2023/Caulfield
Remember the red phone? If not let me refresh, as in 1963 this was the connection between the Pentagon and the Kremlin.
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Of course as technologies advanced we went further to faxes, and then more encrypted devices. And Lord knows what we are doing now. Probably bodily imbedded devices for some.
What could we imbed in the 45th to shut him up?
One can dream, and bet melania would be the first one sign up for this.
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I digress, but something we are all thinking.
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Back to the connections of the red phone…
Think we need to connect my favorite public servants Jack, Fani, and Tanya. Since the pundits are mentioning global indictments of this torrid bunch of criminals they are prosecuting or ruling on, a red phone connection would help. It would save American taxpayers much money.
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So what would these conversations look like?
Fani to Jack. “Got powell and chesseman this week, over,,
Jack to Fani. “Thanks Fani, how you doing on code name 🍷 wine-o?”
Fani to Jack.. “Looking good for him as well. Will be serving time. Needs a home so in his request would prefer federal housing. Also, we don’t have hair dye on the commissary req here in Georgia.”
Jack to Fani. “Need to loop in Tanya on this one. Tanya are you there?”
Tanya to Jack and Fani. “Present. Will investigate further on these requests and have to get back. Over.”
Jack to Tanya and Fani. “Need to find out colors as we’ll also need blonde.”
Tanya to Jack and Fani. “Over and received.”
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Oh, the work of a public servant, multi- faceted and never ending.
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C:2023/Caulfield
Have you seen the new line-up of republicans vying for the unspeaker seat?
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In looking over the bunch they are a cadre of old, fat, white frat boys from christian bible belt schools. Probably most of them were the school bully, and they continue with this their most valuable skill set as it certainly ain’t brains.
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Check out their bios, is God is out to get us?.
Maybe he’s teaching us a lesson?
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Then there is the token black man from florida, of course. And I live here but only for no taxes baby as these guys don’t represent me.
Since no taxation, no representation, seems fair.
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And quite frankly who trusts a black republican? I know I shouldn’t say this, but, everyone thinks it, so it might as well be said.
Look at Scott in South Carolina he votes against his peeps every chance he gets. And now he’s running for president? Come to Florida. and be a figurehead as a university president at least they pay a million a year plus benefits.
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Wow! I’ve really gotten off the rails..
At least the black women are getting it right!
I am so proud of my team!
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As the world 🌎 looks on the big question is
“Can’t America find someone better than this?”
And remember the world is watching.
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C:2023/Caulfield
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Did you see the components of Chesbro’s plea deal?* Well let me update if you missed it..
*Fani can’t wait to see what you have up your sleeve on this one.
Team huddle needed.
Too many free throws here.
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While these are mere slaps on the wrist the third item intrigued me.
How would this Harvard educated resident of Puerto Rico handle this, and what should he say?
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I consulted Auntie Google in an effort to help.
Components of an apology letter.
1. Acknowledge Your Mistake.
American public please forgive me for masterminding a creative response to instill fascism and destroy democracy. Sounds about right to me, don’t you think?
2. Apologize sincerely.
I apologize sincerely for these transgressions and most importantly because the 45th never paid me for my services. Guess he’s waiting for more campaign contributions from those Iowa farmers 👩🌾🐷🐐🐰🐓🐖🐔
3. Share your plan to fix the problem.
I promise I will no longer work on the federal level to destroy democracy. And while vlad, kim, xi, and lackey have made me offers want to return to my Wisconsin roots.
Quite frankly I miss the cheese, and they’ve offered me a fur coat as a bonus for signing on. And while it’s not a $250,000. recreational vehicle like Clarence got, I’ll take it. $$$$$$$$$$….
And let’s face it in Wisconsin they already got rid of that pesky Wolfe gal who did fair elections. Only have to get rid of one more, Janet P. in their Supreme Court.
4. Ask for forgiveness.
And citizens forgive me, but you know a leopard never changes their spots, watch me.
5. Deliver the letter.
Think it best be read on 🦊 aloud for true sincerity.
Recommend wearing a red jacket, and tie as you might as well show your true colors.
No sense perjuring yourself on that point.
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Then maybe we can let the forgiveness begin.
And you, kenneth john chesbro, may we never hear of you again until a blip in a New York Times obituary.
And a warning…
Stay in Puerto Rico 🇵🇷 and off the mainland.
C:2023/Caulfield
This blog isn’t funny, but needs to be said.
As I reflect on the New York State public education system, I am proud. It provided me with an education which has supported me throughout my life, and gave me the abilities to make wise decisions.
Thank you, Mr. Marhafer, from Colonie Central High School Creative Writing, wherever you are.
I have finally found success, and happiness.
I am a blogger at 67.
Something to be proud of.
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I am particularly proud to acknowledge two brilliant fighters who have rose from the New York State education system…
Jack Smith. State University of Oneonta
Hakeem Jeffries. State University of Binghamton, and gosh he must be special as spellcheck even corrected my misspelling of his name.
Maybe some day they’ll do that for me and remember the “l” so I won’t loose all those on line orders.😆
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I digress… but with education becoming more privatized parents are selecting bible verses over objective knowledge and banning books.
How christian is that?
And..
This only breeds contempt for others, and increased ignorance.
However, while kids are facing these parental handcuffs they are in their closets reading these banned books and learning what they will need in their new world.
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I believe our constitution is built on a separation of state and church, however, that seems to have been forgotten.
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Many hard questions, no easy answers..
Talk amongst yourselves but let’s get talking.
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And the parents who are dictating education of banning books are the same ones who read them in their childhood closets.
Surprise. Surprise.
So, what are you scared of?
You guys are doing okay in your
Mc Mansions.
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Knowledge isn’t dangerous but the alternative is.
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And by the way, in my limited knowledge of Jesus thought he wanted to be followed, and not lead.
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