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We now have 3 guilty verdicts in Georgia, and this ain’t three times a charm.

Chesbro plead out late Friday.

They are dropping like flies.

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But am wondering if there is a fourth in the works?

And will it be Rudy?

🏡🏠🏡🏠🏡🏠🏡🏠🏠🏡🏠🏡🏡🏡🏠🏠Since Rudy Giuliani is going to be homeless shortly perhaps he’s holding out for this permanent residence opportunity?

Isn’t that what all seniors want in their retirement years?

A home in the South.

Here he will find the security of a roof overhead, 3 squares a day, and a cot.

And this is assured for the rest of his life.

Not a bad deal.

But am unsure if hair dye is available on the commissary order sheet.

Note to Fani: Please check on this.

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Am on the final leg of the Calgary journey with a two hour layover in Denver Airport. Have exhausted visiting the high priced airport shops, and eaten my second peanut butter and jelly sandwich on sourdough. Always bring a lunch as the cost of airport food is staggering, the lines long, and the prices akin to a second plane ticket.

$8 for a cup of coffee!

For me to buy that the cup would need to be lined in gold.

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I digress.,

Started the journey at the delightful Daytona Beach Airport at 6 pm then to Atlanta, eventually arriving in NYC at 12:30 am. My next flight left 5 hours later so slept in LAG Terminal B for a few hours till TSA opened at 3 am.

For anyone who has never done this it is an experience. Add it to your bucket list.

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Nighttime airport activity is a different pace, and calm. If only they stopped the overhead announcements one could actually 😴.

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Once I slept over in Orlando Airport and dreamt of Buddy Dyer, the mayor. After hearing his name again and again in the announcements welcoming me to Orlando it permeated my dreams. However, this was more of a nightmare, and please don’t tell his wife.

Lord knows I am not a home wrecker!

Which brings me to this idea..,

Do you think Pete Buttigieg could do something about this?

And for this I’d send him a baby gift.*

Air travel has much improved since Pete B. has taken the helm. While he can do little to change the weather perhaps we could get him a magic wand to assist with this task?

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It worked for Harry Potter!

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Note to Pete: Need your address for the gift.

Caveat: Loved Banff and sorry blogs out of sync. Still learning the ins and outs of phone blogging. Gosh, that sounds obscene.

And a few more photos before closing..

And my new boyfriend..

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And this is one helluva sale with Sidney Powell receiving no jail time in her plea deal. While she has much to share she better share everything right down to her underpants.

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Watching her comments over the last few years has made me reach for the Pepto more than once. What a despicable broad, and where did she get her education, off a box of cereal??

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Want to bench my team member, Fani, with this giveaway but defer to her judgement. But since Sidney has been lightly slapped what can the public do to give her her due?

I have some ideas 💡…

Wear clothing embossed with the letter t.

Put her in stocks surrounded by alligators.

Coat her in honey and send her into a forest of 🐻.

Allow no book deals or fox 🦊 appearances.

And since she is now a felon, and lost her law license think pro bono work with the following groups appropriate:

• Pro-choice
• Anti-gun
• And her specialty, voting rights

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Let’s hope she learned her lessons in school unlike Allan as those Georgia prisons are nothing like New York State.

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Oh, Allan, oh Allan what did you do?

Perjured on the stand, and now in the loo.

My sweet Letitia pulled you off the stand,

As believe this classifies as a remand.

Guess you didn’t learn from the 60 day stay,

Doubt you’ll return to the jail by the bay.

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When you are given a gift never look the gift horse in the mouth, however, Allan Weisselberg you must have missed this lesson at Synagogue School.

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Foolish Allan you have returned to the error of your ways, and signs point up the river for a permanent stay.

As a former prison employee am aware of the valuable school offerings of the

NYS prison system..

Perhaps a remedial arithmetic class would be a fit?

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For years I sought a comfortable pillow. It was my endless pursuit for a tranquil 💤. Then when I found one it’s owner became enthralled with the 45th. My restful nights became nightmare filled with thoughts of that crazed man possibly touching my pillow?

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No longer could I rest my head safely on this item nor did I want to be anywhere near it. I washed the pillows, and yes I had bought 2, then donated them to Goodwill. Since I live in a red county I’m sure they were snatched up by some republican and they are sleeping soundly on them.

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And for the owner.. I believe we all know this tale is ending badly as anything the 45th touches goes sour. This man’s business is almost gone, and his reputation kaput.

He, too, is looking at jail time.

Moral of the story, buy democratic pillows.

Update: Scalise declined the nod for for Speaker. I know old news but wanted to use the blog.

Not a fan of the guy as he votes against Medicaid for his constituents.* He is currently undergoing cancer treatments but lucky for him he’s got the best health care available, unlike his constituents who I guess he feels aren’t worthy.

Who is voting these guys and gals in?

I know Jerry Mandering.

On another note Jamie Raskin is on the mend. He was under treatment for cancer, went bald, and his hair has already grown back!

Go Jamie. Love your curls but dug the hat..Kind of sexy.💋

I digress and big time..

So I have an idea on how Joe can restore harmony between he and the new Speaker’s family.

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Invite them to Thanksgiving dinner.

I bet Jill makes one helluva turkey on her electric stove.

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Think I’ll write Joe an email and suggest this.

*Learned of Scalise voting pattern while in line at a Broadway play. Word certainly does travel and especially injustice.😖

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Time for Patrick Mc Henry to step up and throw this wedding together. While I know nothing of the guy kind of like the bow tie, and how he swings the gavel with a vengeance.

It’s a bit of a change, and change is due.

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Maybe we could get Patrick a pink bow tie for breast cancer awareness month?

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And rather than a mallet an ax to take care of his republicans.

Wouldn’t you love to see heads roll??

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I’m not keen on hauling out extra vacation days for this lackie bunch but perhaps a shortcation was due?

Especially in light of the last vote where fists were drawn.

The world is watching and talking about these bozos.

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However, we probably could fix the national debt by selling tickets to that game.

But since the republicans like their guns so much perhaps duels are a more appropriate fare.

And on the female side…

green vs. boebert

And for the males..

gaetz vs. cruz

Only problem with that is we’d have 2 left standing, and they can plead insanity.

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And they surely are nuts..

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Left for Calgary via the new and improved LaGuardia Airport. This is the first new US airport in 25 years, and already winning awards for its design.

This upgrade came when Joe visited the Big Apple and made a ruckus to then Gov Andrew Cuomo about what a dump the airport was. Sometimes finesse is not in Joe’s vocabulary, however,

this put a fire 🔥 in the belly of the Gov., and viola the upgrade!

Sad after so much effort credit could not be given to the former gov. He did much during his tenure, even took us through the global pandemic,

Wonder if he ever recouped the monies from his book about the pandemic?

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Just glad he got a bridge named for his dad before departure.

But politics is not forgiving, and transgressions were found. Even his Friday afternoon beers with bilateral support could not save him. 😒

So what do we do to refurbish these tainted politicians? Not everyone is as stellar as Joe!

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Do we send them to the dry cleaners for a thorough cleaning?

An ice water bath?

Have them hang glide from a mountain top?

OR

Is a sports analogy more appropriate…

Perhaps 🤔 three strikes you are out?

And minor offenses, is it 4 or 5 balls, for a foul?

Then there are penalties…,

This is really getting fun as my mind wanders…

But there must be some way to recycle these folks?

What are your ideas??

As they used to say on Saturday Night Live, talk amongst yourself.

What a fascinating conversation this would be!

Maybe Liz Cheney could return and do a hearing on this. I miss her. She needs to become a democrat. Will write her a note.

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I digress enormously!!!!!

Would it help Andy’s recovery if I needed a date for the inaugural ball, and asked him to be my plus 1?

Have to distract him from Kelly Ann Conway. Especially since I think Kelly Ann should rethink her divorce to George.

He is looking cute since he shed the #, got a new haircut, and glasses.

Must be that teenage daughter’s influence.

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To hell with Kelly, never liked her anyway, I’ll ask George to the Ball.

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In riding the Banff Gondola yesterday my thoughts were and continue to be with Joe.

I am concerned for his safety.

Mentioning this to a fellow passenger from 🇨🇦 I stated Joe’s arrival date in Israel, and she corrected me. Which reminded me..,

All the world 🌎 is watching US.

And on the home front the DC clown show continues. The mad scientist of Jan 6th may become our next house speaker, and second in line to the Presidency.

Wonder what he’ll brew up next?

And even John Boehner said Jordan spends more time tearing things apart than doing anything constructive, paraphrase, but check it out.

Probably this was a good timing for Joe to be out of town.

Leave the headache to Kamala. She can always borrow some Tylenol Extra Strength from Jack Smith who has a large bottle.

Could this possibly be happening in America?

Maybe this is a nightmare, and if so, does Stephen Colbert really have Covid once again?.. Damn those Swifties, mask up!

Don’t you know Stephen and Evie are our National Treasures!

Since I am a solution based gal this is what I think should be done. Anyone can be temporarily put in as Speaker, except tr due to his indictments. God was looking over us on that one. A republican law. Got cha!

I digress, drum roll…

We need to appoint Taylor Swift.

I believe her tour is almost over, and she’s probably looking for her next challenge.

She’s young and folks are always complaining about Joe’s age. She’s blonde, sings, and dances. Maybe she could wear her sparkly outfits from the tour to this new job.

That would certainly wake up McConnell. He would never have a TIA again, or maybe the big one, and we’d be rid of him for good.

Boy, this really is a dream.

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Back to Taylor,,, She is well respected, has a great following, is smart, and savvy.

Think of the songs she could write from this new adventure!

I predict more Grammies.

So many ideas, and I am having too much fun with this blog…

But, let’s face it anyone who could come up against Ticketmaster would find this job a walk in the park..

Must send Taylor an email with my thoughts.

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And in the meantime say a prayer for Joe’s safety.

Who knows maybe his job ratings will soar after this trip.

But, whatever, he’ll always be at 100% in my book, and I’m cheering him on!

We have a new team member, Chutkan.

Need to get the spelling right on her uniform.

Only one spot left.

Thanks, Jill. Want to keep you busy while Joe’s on the road.

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Since I get my television through the computer decided to buy a few Dollar Tree videos to get me through. This was before I realized I could use the phone for this access.

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I know I am a computer nincompoop, but I do have a cellphone. However, my daughter insists I still do not know how to answer it. And you know what..

She is right!

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Well, back to my video finds from Dollar Tree. I’d like to get an endorsement from them but sadly their stock is in the toilet.

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. Please buy something from them to help them along. Can’t ask for endorsement with their current situation.

Their prices are a steal but don’t take that as literal advice.

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Zelig, a 1983 jewel of Woody Allen and Mia Farrow is as the New York Times says uproariously funny. It is a crazy romp through the 1940’s.

The Allen character is a psychiatric patient who thinks he’s a psychiatrist.

Maybe this is the illness the former president has, as he thinks he was elected in 2020.

OR

That he actually is, or should be a psychiatric patient?

Have you seen his latest campaign rants?

And 40% of the population still wants to vote for him?

Man, we need to open up a lot more psychiatric beds!

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Aren’t you tired of this Canon gal pandering to the 45th?

And why are we putting up with the messes she’s created?

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She’s given this secret stealer a free ride and it’s time for her to recuse herself,

Wonder if she’d think differently if these national security disclosures harmed someone close to her?

Even the legal scholars are screaming foul play.

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When they hired this gal she had less than 5 years experience, and she’s on the bench for life!

Quite a gig. Who the h-ll did she know?

Cause she certainly doesn’t know much of the law.

And I wouldn’t want her on my team..

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Note to self: Must chat with Joe about the quals to hire these folks. I know some folks he should consider from my A Team.

BUT

What do we do with this gal now that we know we’re stuck with her for life?..

AND

…as she blunders the most important case in our country’s history??????

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I have a few ideas for her future employment..

Traffic court — handling parking tickets. Republicans would get a steal with her just like she’s giving the 45th.

So…

Republicans save up them tickets and cash ‘em in with Aileen for a free ride or shall I say park?

And for Jack Smith remember the Extra Strength Tylenol when you deal with this batch…

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And..

Stay strong, Jack!

I’m routing for my favorite SUNY Oneonta guy!

My daughter is an alum, we must talk.

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