Stephen Colbert – No Emmies

Hope no one read this wrong – I wrote Emmy Awards, don’t want anyone to read this quickly, and think Evie, which is Stephen’s lovely wife… All is well on that front. However, it is a national travesty that Stephen lacked an award from the Television Academy. Perhaps I need to change the capitalization status on this award - I do that with anyone or anything which has no respect. And to not give Stephen another award for his curio cabinet, this lacks respect.

Tonight, (am writing this a week later), he discussed the new AI girlfriend on the market. It came from a trade show in all places, Las Vegas, the City with the motto… whatever happens here, you leave here.. Makes much sense – but aside from that think we need equal footing in this venture, and they’ll make much money if they start another product line for senior women….

     A1 Boyfriend Over 60

Once they get that going I’ll surely buy their stock, as what older dame doesn’t want an AI guy with a great physique, flowing salt and pepper hair, a brain, one who listens, doesn’t complain, and perhaps even has a sense of humor. Think I should send this info to the company as with my input they’ll have a winning product.

After all I sent the networks the idea for the Senior Bachelor, and only took them 10 years to get that off the ground.

If only I had the residuals from that one.

Who says wisdom doesn’t have value?

Go, Joe!

I Want A Basic Car

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And this one ain’t basic but like the color and needed an image.

After the terrors of EV ownership I am happy with my 10 year old Passat. Being stranded in the Appalachian Mountains, and getting towed to the nearest charging station 50 miles away sunk the last nail in the coffin of that car. And did I mention this was in I-81, a major interstate in Pennsylvania. Must write a letter to Governor Shapiro.

All that said I recently heard Chat GPT in being installed in Volkswagen’s. Why? Why do we want to increase our conversations, write memos or papers, when we are in the car for one purpose, TO DRIVE. Even elon musk says driver-less cars are more than 10 years away, so let’s concentrate on driving!!!!!!!!!!!

I love my 10 year old car as I almost understand all the features, and know how to work them. Recently, I was at a Toyota dealership and the kid, (salesman), expounded on all the electronic features, then mentioned leather seats, and a sun roof with a myriad of functions. To tell the truth I started to fade as he spoke, no it’s not Alzheimer’s, just overload and disinterest. However, I did wake quickly when he mentioned sticker price which was $38,000, and asked if I wanted to write a check! 

Wouldn’t it be nice to have a basic car without all these bells and whistles?

Must write a letter to Volkswagen and beyond before they decide to install a kitchen in the new cars.

OR.. maybe I better not as it would give them ideas?.

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why?

Watching a horrific but beautiful 5 am storm as I write. Bolts of lightning are flashing amidst sounds of thunder. The rain is beginning to barrel down, and soon my backyard will be a lake disappearing in 48 hours. Enjoy storms but grateful to watch them from my perch on a sofa behind glass sliding doors.

The noise is benign unlike that of Gaza and the Ukraine and as I write I wonder, ‘Why?’

Why do we go to War, and why did I capitalize the name of this horrific event? Had an interesting conversation with an empath who feels these ugly deeds of man deeply. She stated the same. It makes no sense.

I read yesterday the war in the Ukraine is coming to a close. I pray it is as I have been since its inception. But why – Russia has run out of soldiers. And while I am no fan of Russia or Russians it is a concept I lack the grasp of and once again, “why?”

Think I’ll end it here, and thanks for reading as I took you on this wild ride with no answers.

Iowa Caucases – Who Cares?

I never understood why Iowa meant so much to a presidential campaign. Their racial breakdown is not reflective of our country. America is a melting pot, diverse in every way, and Iowa is 89.8% white, 4.1% black, and their politics mirrors this. However, that said they do have beautiful sunflowers.

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So by now Iowa has spoken and the winners and losers are posted with all licking their wounds. My greatest ask is that vivek decides to pack it in, or looses all his money and goes into bankruptcy. he has never even voted, and is running for President? What idiot would even vote for him? Then he has the nerve to say if elected, (and he never will be), citizens need to pass a test to vote, when he never even bothered to vote. Look up narcissist in the dictionary, he’s listed as an example.

Then there is my least favorite governor. The man who fights with Mickey, bans books, changes black history, fires people he can’t fire then florida citizens pay for all the legal costs incurred with his insanity. he traveled to all 99 counties in Iowas when he should have stayed home and done something about the insurance industry. But why would you when they are major campaign donors? We deserve better and to be represented effectively in florida. And for those interested in moving here – big message – we have rain 6 months of the year. 

And finally Nicki Haley, the best thing about her is her campaign slogan, ”Pick Nicki.” It’s kind of catchy. Will be interested in how she fares in New Hampshire after not claiming slavery was the reason for the Civil War. Guess she missed their license plate slogan, ”Live Free or Die,” and those folks are serious.

Wish they’d all fly away

So what catchy campaign slogan could we come up with for Joe.. Here’s some ideas:

  • Go Joe!
  • Get’um Joe!
  • All for Joe!
  • Ice Cream Joe!
  • People Joe!
  • Got the Joe Glow!
  • Knowing Joe!
  • Save us Joe!
  • Aviator Glasses Joe!
  • One for Joe, All for Joe!

OR.. we could use Biden

  • I’m tied in with Biden
  • Gliding with Biden
  • Ridin’ with Biden – think they already have this..
  • I’m siding with Biden
  • Enlightened by Biden

Will have to send these to the White House to help the campaign…

The Houtis

Let me start by saying I feel great pain for the suffering in the Middle East.

However, that said, how can one take this group seriously with a name like Houti?. I always thought and the Blowfishes followed that name. And have you seen their costumes? It’s like something out of a 12th century biopic with skirts and turbans. Really? If we are to take them seriously they need to get someone to brand them more effectively. Maybe we need to send someone over to alert them of this. I know the perfect person, Elon Musk, after all we never know what side he’s on, and perhaps this would be a good lesson in humility. OR.. maybe he could design a space craft and put them all in it and send them to Mars?

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Graveyard for tr lawyers

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After writing about poor Joe Tapioca yesterday I began to lament all those who have fallen, lawyers, and the like at the hands of tr. I propose a graveyard for all those who stupidly and foolishly took on an idiot such as this man in an effort to help? OR.. was it for ego and power as they certainly are not going to see any money for this action. He simply doesn’t pay up and quite frankly by the time New York finishes with him, he will be finished. 

It’s good he likes McDonald’s as they have many $1, $2, and $3 items, and I understand they still give a second cup of coffee free to seniors.

And if gets the AP he can rack up free points with delivery.

Joe Tapioca Bites the Dust

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Another tr lawyer is gone. This one was in charge of the E. Jean Carroll case. He recently told ABC News he withdrew from all matters. Guess he meant all matters related to the case he was involved in with tr.

Why? the donald said he is going to appear in court to give E. Jean a piece of his mind. 

Gee, I didn’t know he had any pieces left to his mind.

Did you?

Liar, Liar, Pants On Fire

The donald recently asked for an extension on his trial as he was going to the funereal of his mother in law in Slovenia. However, the wise Judge checked his schedule and noted dj had booked a rally in New Hampshire. He was no way in h-ll going to give “mom” a last farewell.

Liar, liar, pants on fire, Your nose is longer than a telephone wire. Liar, liar, nose as long as a telephone wire.”

Joe is flush with cash!

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Did you see the recent Meidas Touch newsletter? Joe has raised 97 million in the last three months, and has 117 million on hand. His folks have raised 235 million since he announced his re-election campaign.

 I know as I am one of the big donors of $11 a month! 

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That’s a helluva lot of ice cream!

And even more so, aviator sunglasses…

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In a recent interview with Mika Brzezinski, of Morning Joe, Dr. Jill emphatically said, and I paraphrase,

“We’re going to win.”

And they are, because when Americans get in that ballot box, they will do the right thing.

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And as Nancy Pelosi would say, “We’re doing it for the children.”

The Final Battle

tr keeps talking about the final battle. One wonders what that means.

????????????

With all the battles this orange guy is going through one needs to scratch their head and wonder:

Is it the New York fraud case? Lost.

Is it the E Jean Carroll rape case? Lost.

Is it the selling of our government secrets?

Pending

Is is the insurrection trial?

Pending

Looks like he’s 2 out of 4 and the only battle he will win is as a..

The King of Cowards