Oh lauren, oh lauren, what a naughty girl you have been, or always were. First it was the hand job, and groping at Bettlejuice in plain view, and now rows with the ex in public this week.

It’s over!

While you may have moved down the street to promote your wares, and congressional re-election campaign these folks are even more “angelical,” than your previous district. The lauren bobo reign of terror and incompetency is over.

Prayers Answered!

Kudos to Barbara Streisand and Ryan Reynolds for their financial endorsement of Adam Frisch.

And since we know her performance at Bettlejuice did not award her a Tony wonder what bobo will do next? Here’s some ideas for her to pursue..

• Write a book about sex tricks. We all viewed her abilities at Bettlejuice.
• Since am unsure if she knows how to write, maybe she could do house parties to display her talents?
• Cry and whine like former Tea Party member Sara, and what was her last name anyway? How quick we forget, but Alaskans didn’t, they gave her the boot with one heavy Timberline.
• Join the circus. She certainly is loud enough. Maybe she and MTG could be shot out of cannon? They like guns so maybe dueling pistols – wonder who’d be left standing??
• Work for the pro-life movement to redeem herself with the angelicans. 
• Sell make up for clowns, as she always looks like one.
• Lead the insurrectionist choir at her local prison.
• Tour the country as a mud wrestler with her ex-husband.

Be creative l., as it’s over.

This babe is probably $3 million.

Been in Upstate New York visiting the house my daughter intends to purchase. While I know the housing market in florida has exploded 160%, (2023 stat,, with a new 3 bedroom /2 bath ranch over $500,000), I shouldn’t have been shocked. And in cruising the postings of the local real estate office window perhaps she got a deal, as nothing was less than $750,000 in those suckers.

In her town she is paying over $200,000. for a 2 bedroom cottage on a small parcel of land. When I saw the place I was shocked, calling it a dump, insulting her, and making our visit one which reverted to her teen years, and it was ugly. However, at 67 I called a truce because quite frankly I’ve lost the energy to fight, and realize it is her life and I am late for the party. She has fallen in love with the place, she’s 41, and while that love may turn to angst or divorce as she spends the next 5 years renovating “the cottage,” so be it. I can only hope she proves me wrong..

So what do we do with children who are unable to launch, or find affordable housing?? 

Here are some creative suggestions…

• House them in the cellar
• House them in the garage
• Have them join the military
• Enlarge their current bedroom to fit their entire family
• Tent the yard, and install heaters in the tents
• Buy a small home on wheels, and hide it in the bushes
• Find them a job which includes housing
• Don’t answer the phone when they are living on the street
• Move
• OR.. to maintain your sanity – give them the down-payment for a house.

Tough choices, and still unsure if this is funny.

Guess Joe better get working on this, but that’s right he already is..

Beware: If you are a woman stay out of Idaho.

The unsupreme court is deciding on another abortion case – this time in Idaho where 13 reproductive clinics, 2 rural labor and delivery units, and 4 out of 9 maternal fetal specialists have left the state. 

Ob/Gyn MDs are leaving in droves as this is the decision they face if they stay:

#1. Go to prison if they perform the necessary care.

#2. Go to prison for murder if they do not render the necessary care.

That’s a lot of potatoes to be concerned about.

Shall it be baked, boiled, no I think it’s fried.

Think we need to give our Republicans an F for this session. 27 bills were passed while 724 votes were taken. It was the least amount of legislation since the Depression, and the American people deserve better. FDR must be rolling over in his grave.

Military spending, and the debt ceiling bills were the major pieces of legislation that were completed.

  WHEW!

Most of the bills passed regarded censuring or expelling lawmakers, and let us not forget the 19 voting attempts to gain a speaker.

So, what do these folks do when they are not passing legislation?

a. Raise Money to get re-elected.

b. Spread lies about opposing candidates.

c. Stay home, eat bon bons, and watch cartoons.

d. All of the above.

Think it’s d., don’t you? And that’s a small d. for democracy, which ain’t working with the r’s in the House.

VOTE THEM OUT!! 

WE DESERVE MORE AND BETTER.

Leaving next Sunday for LA. No it isn’t for an appearance on Jimmie Kimble. Am training in Burbank to learn neurofeedback and upon return to florida will be starting a practice.

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They say we have several careers in our lifetime and adding one more to the mix.

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Don’t miss me too much and remember to..

ENJOY !!!

he’s already passed some legislation! What a guy, he took time from his bible group meetings to get things going. Only what a waste as it is doomed for failure in the senate, and, if not, will be vetoed by Joe. Maybe he didn’t know this was a waste of time? Someone needs to give him a rule book, or should we??

Thank goodness as it was money from climate change legislation funding. mike think of your grandchildren as mitt romney did, and he resigned. you could follow suit, but only have a little time left. Let’s see the Cali guy had 269 days, so you only have 266 left, if that.

What can we have mike do to keep him functional but not functioning? Maybe Ex-Lax would do the trick.

In a former life he was on the circuit as a national speaker for christian causes. Maybe we could get him a gig by selling bibles on the side? That would keep him busy, and out of trouble. Know several big box christian stores of hate where he’d fit in nicely. In fact in their parking lots the cars still have tr bumper stickers on their cars, and probably confederate flags blowing in their back yard.

We want mike to feel at home.

These guys are waiting for you. I hear the lord calling you for your new vocation.

374 days till the next election.

VOTE THEM OUT!!

C:2023/Caulfield

Worked in Maine for a short period, and when they say Mainers Strong they certainly are. Sad to see their tragedy. They deserve better, and I feel for these folks who are survivors of several feet of snow each year, along with horrific heating bills.

And once again post tragedy someone decides to change their minds on guns. This time it is Jared Golden, a congressman who saw the affects as it is his hometown, Lewiston. A little late to the party, Jared, and nice you say you take responsibility for this as you need to.

Shame on you.

Change always happens when it hits home. Guess we need a repub congressman or the prez of the nra to loose a family member to gun violence. That would make them change their tune.

This week the lieutenant gov from Louisiana put forth a law to have teachers carry guns in the classroom.

They get a $10,000. year bonus for this.

What a way to get a raise.

If only this was a joke.

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Well, we got another crazy as the speaker. Third in line for the presidency so pray for Joe and Kamala’s health.

Must email Jill to ensure Joe is taking his vitamins.

However, he probably should be having a stiff one tonight.

Let the games begin or did they ever stop?

Well, this looney tune hit all the bells and whistles to make the rep caucus squeal like a roasted pig. He’s an election denier, pro life regardless of the situation, a gun enthusiast, and blocks voting rights.

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And did I mention he’s a bud of amy from the unsupreme court?

Can’t stomach even looking at that batch.

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He ain’t no magic mike.

But they’ll all be gone in 24.