On Tuesday for the first time in 5 years the fixer Cohen, and the 45th were in the same room, a courtroom.
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So what does one give as a gift on this auspicious anniversary?
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Wood is the traditional gift for the 5th anniversary. This reflects the strength and durability of the union, however metal and sapphire are also a possibility,,
Some ideas.
Baseball bats so they can duke it out.
Custom framed legal documents, oversized, and undervalued.
Remember the red phone? If not let me refresh, as in 1963 this was the connection between the Pentagon and the Kremlin.
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Of course as technologies advanced we went further to faxes, and then more encrypted devices. And Lord knows what we are doing now. Probably bodily imbedded devices for some.
What could we imbed in the 45th to shut him up?
One can dream, and bet melania would be the first one sign up for this.
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I digress, but something we are all thinking.
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Back to the connections of the red phone…
Think we need to connect my favorite public servants Jack, Fani, and Tanya. Since the pundits are mentioning global indictments of this torrid bunch of criminals they are prosecuting or ruling on, a red phone connection would help. It would save American taxpayers much money.
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So what would these conversations look like?
Fani to Jack. “Got powell and chesseman this week, over,,
Jack to Fani. “Thanks Fani, how you doing on code name 🍷 wine-o?”
Fani to Jack.. “Looking good for him as well. Will be serving time. Needs a home so in his request would prefer federal housing. Also, we don’t have hair dye on the commissary req here in Georgia.”
Jack to Fani. “Need to loop in Tanya on this one. Tanya are you there?”
Tanya to Jack and Fani. “Present. Will investigate further on these requests and have to get back. Over.”
Jack to Tanya and Fani. “Need to find out colors as we’ll also need blonde.”
Tanya to Jack and Fani. “Over and received.”
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Oh, the work of a public servant, multi- faceted and never ending.
Have you seen the new line-up of republicans vying for the unspeaker seat?
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In looking over the bunch they are a cadre of old, fat, white frat boys from christian bible belt schools. Probably most of them were the school bully, and they continue with this their most valuable skill set as it certainly ain’t brains.
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Check out their bios, is God is out to get us?.
Maybe he’s teaching us a lesson?
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Then there is the token black man from florida, of course. And I live here but only for no taxes baby as these guys don’t represent me.
Since no taxation, no representation, seems fair.
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And quite frankly who trusts a black republican? I know I shouldn’t say this, but, everyone thinks it, so it might as well be said.
Look at Scott in South Carolina he votes against his peeps every chance he gets. And now he’s running for president? Come to Florida. and be a figurehead as a university president at least they pay a million a year plus benefits.
Did you see the components of Chesbro’s plea deal?* Well let me update if you missed it..
$5000 fine
5 years probation
An apology letter
*Fani can’t wait to see what you have up your sleeve on this one.
Team huddle needed.
Too many free throws here.
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While these are mere slaps on the wrist the third item intrigued me.
How would this Harvard educated resident of Puerto Rico handle this, and what should he say?
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I consulted Auntie Google in an effort to help.
Components of an apology letter.
1. Acknowledge Your Mistake.
American public please forgive me for masterminding a creative response to instill fascism and destroy democracy. Sounds about right to me, don’t you think?
2. Apologize sincerely.
I apologize sincerely for these transgressions and most importantly because the 45th never paid me for my services. Guess he’s waiting for more campaign contributions from those Iowa farmers 👩🌾🐷🐐🐰🐓🐖🐔
3. Share your plan to fix the problem.
I promise I will no longer work on the federal level to destroy democracy. And while vlad, kim, xi, and lackey have made me offers want to return to my Wisconsin roots.
Quite frankly I miss the cheese, and they’ve offered me a fur coat as a bonus for signing on. And while it’s not a $250,000. recreational vehicle like Clarence got, I’ll take it. $$$$$$$$$$….
And let’s face it in Wisconsin they already got rid of that pesky Wolfe gal who did fair elections. Only have to get rid of one more, Janet P. in their Supreme Court.
4. Ask for forgiveness.
And citizens forgive me, but you know a leopard never changes their spots, watch me.
5. Deliver the letter.
Think it best be read on 🦊 aloud for true sincerity.
Recommend wearing a red jacket, and tie as you might as well show your true colors.
No sense perjuring yourself on that point.
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Then maybe we can let the forgiveness begin.
And you, kenneth john chesbro, may we never hear of you again until a blip in a New York Times obituary.
As I reflect on the New York State public education system, I am proud. It provided me with an education which has supported me throughout my life, and gave me the abilities to make wise decisions.
Thank you, Mr. Marhafer, from Colonie Central High School Creative Writing, wherever you are.
I have finally found success, and happiness.
I am a blogger at 67.
Something to be proud of.
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I am particularly proud to acknowledge two brilliant fighters who have rose from the New York State education system…
Jack Smith. State University of Oneonta
Hakeem Jeffries. State University of Binghamton, and gosh he must be special as spellcheck even corrected my misspelling of his name.
Maybe some day they’ll do that for me and remember the “l” so I won’t loose all those on line orders.😆
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I digress… but with education becoming more privatized parents are selecting bible verses over objective knowledge and banning books.
How christian is that?
And..
This only breeds contempt for others, and increased ignorance.
However, while kids are facing these parental handcuffs they are in their closets reading these banned books and learning what they will need in their new world.
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I believe our constitution is built on a separation of state and church, however, that seems to have been forgotten.
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Many hard questions, no easy answers..
Talk amongst yourselves but let’s get talking.
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And the parents who are dictating education of banning books are the same ones who read them in their childhood closets.
Surprise. Surprise.
So, what are you scared of?
You guys are doing okay in your
Mc Mansions.
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Knowledge isn’t dangerous but the alternative is.
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And by the way, in my limited knowledge of Jesus thought he wanted to be followed, and not lead.
Am on the final leg of the Calgary journey with a two hour layover in Denver Airport. Have exhausted visiting the high priced airport shops, and eaten my second peanut butter and jelly sandwich on sourdough. Always bring a lunch as the cost of airport food is staggering, the lines long, and the prices akin to a second plane ticket.
$8 for a cup of coffee!
For me to buy that the cup would need to be lined in gold.
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I digress.,
Started the journey at the delightful Daytona Beach Airport at 6 pm then to Atlanta, eventually arriving in NYC at 12:30 am. My next flight left 5 hours later so slept in LAG Terminal B for a few hours till TSA opened at 3 am.
For anyone who has never done this it is an experience. Add it to your bucket list.
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Nighttime airport activity is a different pace, and calm. If only they stopped the overhead announcements one could actually 😴.
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Once I slept over in Orlando Airport and dreamt of Buddy Dyer, the mayor. After hearing his name again and again in the announcements welcoming me to Orlando it permeated my dreams. However, this was more of a nightmare, and please don’t tell his wife.
Lord knows I am not a home wrecker!
Which brings me to this idea..,
Do you think Pete Buttigieg could do something about this?
And for this I’d send him a baby gift.*
Air travel has much improved since Pete B. has taken the helm. While he can do little to change the weather perhaps we could get him a magic wand to assist with this task?
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It worked for Harry Potter!
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Note to Pete: Need your address for the gift.
Caveat: Loved Banff and sorry blogs out of sync. Still learning the ins and outs of phone blogging. Gosh, that sounds obscene.
And this is one helluva sale with Sidney Powell receiving no jail time in her plea deal. While she has much to share she better share everything right down to her underpants.
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Watching her comments over the last few years has made me reach for the Pepto more than once. What a despicable broad, and where did she get her education, off a box of cereal??
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Want to bench my team member, Fani, with this giveaway but defer to her judgement. But since Sidney has been lightly slapped what can the public do to give her her due?
I have some ideas 💡…
Wear clothing embossed with the letter t.
Put her in stocks surrounded by alligators.
Coat her in honey and send her into a forest of 🐻.
Allow no book deals or fox 🦊 appearances.
And since she is now a felon, and lost her law license think pro bono work with the following groups appropriate:
Pro-choice
Anti-gun
And her specialty, voting rights
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Let’s hope she learned her lessons in school unlike Allan as those Georgia prisons are nothing like New York State.
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