The Long and Winding Road of the Campaign Trail

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Here are ideas for our V.P., to win over the voters on the right. Truth be told some are stolen from the maga playbook, however, since it worked for them, worth consideration.

For Commercials..

• Go on horseback wearing scant tattered clothing exposing breast, and on the shoulder a gun.
• Practice shooting on a gun range.
• Attend a 45th rally.
• Visit Wyoming and promote dirty energy.
• Lecture a maga crowd endorsing their opinion that there is no climate change.
• Picket at an abortion clinic.

For Personal Effect..

• Wear short skirts, plunging necklines, stiletto heels.
• Always wear red lipstick.
• Dye hair blonde, and get extensions.
• Wear a button stating, “The Supreme Court Rules.”

And last but not least..

• Replicate the Melania web picture of her in feathers -remember that one? After that many men said they’d vote for tr just to see more of Melania. You’d look just as good in feathers..

Think you’ve got my hint. And with the respect I have for our V.P. this was painful to write.

So… please forgive me Vice President Harris.

However, sex sells, sarcasm rules, and hope it gave you a laugh.

…And when I say age I think ERA, as this is Joe’s time. With 50 plus years in government he certainly has the ability and wisdom. He knows just about everyone in the world and they respect, know, and like him. As he repeatedly says — WATCH ME!! And I certainly do as he has done more for our country than any other President in my lifetime.

Wise as an owl..

Sly as a fox..

So when it was reported that his campaign is looking to package Joe’s 80 years another way I decided to offer my ideas. While I like the man just the way he is, here are some ideas for campaign commercials. Might as well have some fun if you are spending 25 million.

• Dye Joe’s hair, get him a toupee or better yet dreads
• Put him in a speedo with his belly having a 6 pack.
• Put Jill in a bikini next to him.
• Have Joe drinking with the guys in a biker bar.
• And… have Joe drinking with the guys at a gay bar.
• Dress Joe in drag at a drag show..
• Enshrine him on Mount Rushmore.
• Have him do standup calling out the magas.
• Have rallies throughout the country the day before tr has his.
• Have him riding horseback through the wilderness.
• Show him playing the drums at a rock concert.
• Have him be the co host on Saturday Night Live.
• Best one yet: Contact Zelensky – wasn’t he a comedian?

And let’s get Kamala into this as well.. maybe for tomorrow as I have to think on this.

In the meantime – enjoy the weekend. Have a Bud Light – help Bill Gates stock go up.

I am pro-women when it comes to politics, however, I cannot stomach those maga gals, and we all know who they are. Their names do not bear repeating. This man is the real deal. He wants to get things done, and lost by a measly 546 votes the last time. So let’s hope the people of Colorado elect him this time. Fingers crossed…

Last weekend the individual who won the election was tossed from a Denver establishment for vaping, telling the tosser — Don’t you know who I am? Then later that night the couple were caught on video in a theater as she gave her date a lap job while he fondled her breasts. Guess they were on a roll, when they should have gotten a room.

Please win this time Adam, restore decency to Colorado. I’ll start giving $5 a month as I did the last time. And for those reading my words, please donate.

For years I have been following this saga, and quite frankly I am sick of it, aren’t you? The guy had a drug problem, and a gun for 11 days, then the laptop situation? And naked photos displayed at a congressional hearing, what was that all about? Disgusting. Hunter has paid 1.9 million in back taxes, along with fees and interest.

Now Hunter is suing the IRS on privacy concerns. It is time and justified. He’s a private citizen.

We NEED to start hitting in the pocketbook as this is the only way to stop them. Then if they keep talking, sue them again. Go E. Jean..

So, Hunter – hope you recap all the monies you paid the IRS plus some.

And your art work is amazing, check it out:

https://bergesgallery.com/our-artists/hunter-biden

Love those flowers…

This week 5 American hostages held in Iran were freed. But actually 8 were freed – one given a medical humanitarian release earlier, and 2 women, one a wife of a hostage, the other a mother of a hostage were released. While many repubs are calling foul the $6 billion released, it is Iran’s money and tranches* will be controlled under this agreement. Monies are under strict release for only purchases such as food and medicine.

Wonder if we got interest on this stashed cash? It surely would help the national debt..

Need to send Joe an email with this idea.

Joe Biden is visiting the United Nations this week, and further discussions/resolutions are being probed to end these hostage situations. Go Joe. Maybe I’ll be able to visit Iran safely in my lifetime?

Iran needs to think of the tourism dollars they are missing out on.

*Tranches – portion of something, mainly money – a noun. Learned a new word today! HA! HA!

One final caveat.. Think Antony Blinken needs a Nobel Peace Prize. Don’t you?

In a new florida law everyone can openly carry a weapon. This is what I was told, fact check me, I wish I was wrong. Then with a sigh of relief this person who shared this information with me stated if a business posts a sign that you cannot carry inside their establishment then you are not allowed.

My what a sigh of relief- I jest.

Let’s do a hypothetical here….What do you do when you are sitting next to someone who appears disgruntled or unhappy, and they just “happen” to be openly carrying a gun?

The unsupreme court sure got this one wrong.

And a caveat.. I’ve read much on gun safety and those who were adamant gun owners and protectors of the 2nd Amendment quickly change their mind once they loose a family member to a gun related incident.

Sad it has to come to that.

Jack Smith finally initiated a gag order for the 45th. It was long overdue. By September 25th we’ll have a decision. However, I’m hoping rather than a gag order the Judge will follow up on her promise to move the trial date up, perhaps to October 2023?? Let’s get this over with.

The other night I painstakingly listened to 15 minutes of tr lie repeatedly at his South Dakota rumble. It was disgusting, and how anyone could sit and listen to that lunatic I have no idea. But, let’s face it there isn’t a helluva lot to do in South Dakota. I’m sure they get brainwashed by their pastors on Sunday, then there is fox news in between, and add a dash of the former president. Reality is lost in the messages received and reinforced causing a loss in the ability to think objectively.

These folks might as well live in China.

Then I got to thinking old 45 better get out while he can as with 91 indictments he’ll never see the light of day again once he’s convicted. Justice will be served, but what of the brainwashed?

I send Joe Biden emails whenever something comes to mind which I believe he needs to know. Laugh though you may things do come to pass. With all the Cabinet members getting out on the stump about the Inflation Reduction Act I believe he must have heard me. However, I suggested he do a multiple city gig, perhaps by train approach across the country. This is hard to do as he’s been busy on the global stage, and while I think Jill would do a good job she has that teaching gig.

Love this photo it reminds me of my trip from Denver to San Francisco on the Zephyr. A must do.

Today I sent him an action packed email mentioning 3 things to consider:

• Recruit immigrants for the military. It has been done in the past and worked. They would be phenomenal.
• Move the bases out of Alabama, or at least threaten to so we get that situation resolved. Wouldn’t that put the old tub in a real panic?
• Start talking about the 45th, you need to Joe, the guy is a criminal, and he’s sucking up all of your air space.

Then I also mentioned Kamala’s interview on Face the Nation, and how he needs to give her a High 5. She did a great job, and I learned much. Did you see it? It was amazing to hear their strategy on the international front. Loved the picture of Kamala with all the Indo-Chinese rulers. The only negative was Margaret Brennan being so confrontational about abortion. Kamala said her piece, let it go, she answered the question, and it wasted air time when we could have heard her speak more. Our Vice President makes much sense. The interview is on U Tube if you want to learn something.

Well, that’s my rambling for today.

See you tomorrow.

You probably are wondering why I don’t address the elephant in the room, or the best candidate for the new Big Boy ads..

Yes, I mean the 45th.

It is a no brainer, it is over for him. Residents of New Mexico already established the claim, and removed their county commissioner, who participated in the January 6th attack, from office. All his appeals are finished, but this insurrectionist states he will take his case to the Supreme Court. Let him.

The 14th amendment of the constitution states those who take an oath, even if they had not personally engaged in violence, cannot run or hold an office. (I paraphrase, but check it out yourself).

This same claim is now being brought by two Colorado female politicians, who are republicans, to bar trump from the Colorado ballot. CREW, Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington, filed suit in Colorado on September 6th.

And the biggest, and scariest fools in this saga are those who continue to financially support a man who would throw anyone under the bus to promote his self interest.

Try to recall one thing he did as President, I can, he doubled the national debt with his tax laws.

Why?

To increase his coffers, and his wealthy cronies.

Nancy Pelosi has announced her 20th run for her congressional seat. In her speech she said her work was not done, and believe this to be true. She still remains a distant advisor to Hakeem Jeffries, and Joe Biden needs her. She is the most powerful fund raiser of the democratic party. In San Francisco she is everywhere from pictures in the Chinese Fortune Cookie Store, (a must see if you visit), to Nancy Pelosi Way in Golden Gate Park.

They say Nancy only eats dark chocolate. Is that the secret to her success??

BUT,

we don’t need a fortune cookie to predict the outcome of this race.

You go girl!!!!