The Long and Winding Road of the Campaign Trail

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Here are ideas for our V.P., to win over the voters on the right. Truth be told some are stolen from the maga playbook, however, since it worked for them, worth consideration.

For Commercials..

• Go on horseback wearing scant tattered clothing exposing breast, and on the shoulder a gun.
• Practice shooting on a gun range.
• Attend a 45th rally.
• Visit Wyoming and promote dirty energy.
• Lecture a maga crowd endorsing their opinion that there is no climate change.
• Picket at an abortion clinic.

For Personal Effect..

• Wear short skirts, plunging necklines, stiletto heels.
• Always wear red lipstick.
• Dye hair blonde, and get extensions.
• Wear a button stating, “The Supreme Court Rules.”

And last but not least..

• Replicate the Melania web picture of her in feathers -remember that one? After that many men said they’d vote for tr just to see more of Melania. You’d look just as good in feathers..

Think you’ve got my hint. And with the respect I have for our V.P. this was painful to write.

So… please forgive me Vice President Harris.

However, sex sells, sarcasm rules, and hope it gave you a laugh.