the 45th met his maker with Judge Arthur Engoron, and New York State District Attorney Letitia James, at the helm. We are indebted to you both, and your staff. Feel this is ROI, (return on investment), for my contributions to Ms. James campaign. So glad she hung in there, and put the governorship on the back burner. As she said, she had a job to complete. There’s time for this later, and once you write a book you’ll be able to buy an island somewhere, and live quite comfortably. In florida, folks always said the 45th was untouchable, and I always said New York will get him, and they did. First E. Jean, and Monday the ultimate icing on the cake – closure of his ability to do business in the financial capital of the World.

And though he denies all, the numbers don’t lie.

Never knew financial statements were beautiful, did you?

In the meantime Melanie has been scrambling to up the ante on the post-nup for the baron, or so she says. Honey, save the legal fees, and get in line because after this NYC dry cleaning your bozo husband won’t have the cash for the first post-nup. He’ll be lucky if he leaves with his boxers intact.

So, Melanie what is a woman to do?

After all you stood by your man, and made good on your part of the bargain. You deserve better, and while I thought you were over in Slovenia buying a castle think that is no longer an option.

Maybe a gas station in Orlando?

Here let me help you out. This one is available for sale in florida on Bizbuysell.

All kidding aside, my suggestion is to divorce the bum, and marry again quickly, and up. Your step daughter Tiffany did pretty good, maybe her husband’s family knows an available wealthy man to marry, or if you want to stay in politics I understand Justin Trudeau in available.

Decisions, Decisions.