Sorry, folks this is the closest image I could get to a gold record without going to copyright jail.

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On the latest Bachelor Show twenty-two women aged 61 to 73 are vying for a 72 year old bachelor. He hails from Indiana. Oh, Lord isn’t that where Mike Pence was governor? He’s probably an ultra- conservative republican. YUCK! However, for a woman to get a man in her senior years it is challenging… They say the odds are about the same as getting hit by a Subaru in the Sahara Desert.

So, they got their statistics correct.

Now, I have never watched a bachelor television show, nor a Dancing With the Stars, Survivor, Big Brother, The Amazing Race, or the myriad of other must see reality tv, so doubtful I’ll catch this one.
In fact, I wonder who does watch these crazed events?

Probably those fox news watchers…

Must write lackie murdoch, the new fox prez, understand he’s thinking of taking his dad’s biz clean rather than continuing to divide America. Since revenue will be down possibly a reality show would save him? Envision some of these shows… Having your favorite, fat, unhealthy, old white republican mud wrestling in quicksand, jeanine pirro left without booze on a desert island, the 45th giving legal advice at his new abode from the prison yard, elon musk eating crow or better yet having his mouth taped shut for an indeterminable period…

You get my drift. One can dream…….. I would even watch some of these.

Once again I’ve digressed.

When I first heard of this show decades ago I wrote to several of the major networks with an idea of using old folks in this bachelor show. Received no response but understandable as to get any traction from Hollywood your parents need to be in “the biz,” or be a sports star.

Maybe that’s why we have shows like this, too much inbreeding.

Sorry, girls..

In conclusion, the golden bachelor* is at 8 pm on Thursday on NBC. It started September 28th, but am sure they provide episode updates so you can catch up. While I won’t be watching the network picked a good time period. It gives seniors the ability to catch the 4 pm early bird special at the local diner, and prompt bedtime for sweet dreams for the senior gals….

Closing with jeanine pirro’s desert island..

*Shouldn’t it really be called The Silver Fox or The Old Hound dog?

Oh dear, must write another letter.