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Did you see the components of Chesbro’s plea deal?* Well let me update if you missed it..

• $5000 fine
• 5 years probation
• An apology letter

*Fani can’t wait to see what you have up your sleeve on this one.

Team huddle needed.

Too many free throws here.

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While these are mere slaps on the wrist the third item intrigued me.

How would this Harvard educated resident of Puerto Rico handle this, and what should he say?

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I consulted Auntie Google in an effort to help.

Components of an apology letter.

1. Acknowledge Your Mistake.

American public please forgive me for masterminding a creative response to instill fascism and destroy democracy. Sounds about right to me, don’t you think?

2. Apologize sincerely.

I apologize sincerely for these transgressions and most importantly because the 45th never paid me for my services. Guess he’s waiting for more campaign contributions from those Iowa farmers 👩‍🌾🐷🐐🐰🐓🐖🐔

3. Share your plan to fix the problem.

I promise I will no longer work on the federal level to destroy democracy. And while vlad, kim, xi, and lackey have made me offers want to return to my Wisconsin roots.

Quite frankly I miss the cheese, and they’ve offered me a fur coat as a bonus for signing on. And while it’s not a $250,000. recreational vehicle like Clarence got, I’ll take it. $$$$$$$$$$….

And let’s face it in Wisconsin they already got rid of that pesky Wolfe gal who did fair elections. Only have to get rid of one more, Janet P. in their Supreme Court.

4. Ask for forgiveness.

And citizens forgive me, but you know a leopard never changes their spots, watch me.

5. Deliver the letter.

Think it best be read on 🦊 aloud for true sincerity.

Recommend wearing a red jacket, and tie as you might as well show your true colors.

No sense perjuring yourself on that point.

XxxxxxxxxxxX

Then maybe we can let the forgiveness begin.

And you, kenneth john chesbro, may we never hear of you again until a blip in a New York Times obituary.

And a warning…

Stay in Puerto Rico 🇵🇷 and off the mainland.

C:2023/Caulfield