Oh lauren, oh lauren, what a naughty girl you have been, or always were. First it was the hand job, and groping at Bettlejuice in plain view, and now rows with the ex in public this week.

It’s over!

While you may have moved down the street to promote your wares, and congressional re-election campaign these folks are even more “angelical,” than your previous district. The lauren bobo reign of terror and incompetency is over.

Prayers Answered!

Kudos to Barbara Streisand and Ryan Reynolds for their financial endorsement of Adam Frisch.

And since we know her performance at Bettlejuice did not award her a Tony wonder what bobo will do next? Here’s some ideas for her to pursue..

• Write a book about sex tricks. We all viewed her abilities at Bettlejuice.
• Since am unsure if she knows how to write, maybe she could do house parties to display her talents?
• Cry and whine like former Tea Party member Sara, and what was her last name anyway? How quick we forget, but Alaskans didn’t, they gave her the boot with one heavy Timberline.
• Join the circus. She certainly is loud enough. Maybe she and MTG could be shot out of cannon? They like guns so maybe dueling pistols – wonder who’d be left standing??
• Work for the pro-life movement to redeem herself with the angelicans. 
• Sell make up for clowns, as she always looks like one.
• Lead the insurrectionist choir at her local prison.
• Tour the country as a mud wrestler with her ex-husband.

Be creative l., as it’s over.