The donald recently asked for an extension on his trial as he was going to the funereal of his mother in law in Slovenia. However, the wise Judge checked his schedule and noted dj had booked a rally in New Hampshire. He was no way in h-ll going to give “mom” a last farewell.

“Liar, liar, pants on fire, Your nose is longer than a telephone wire. Liar, liar, nose as long as a telephone wire.”