I never understood why Iowa meant so much to a presidential campaign. Their racial breakdown is not reflective of our country. America is a melting pot, diverse in every way, and Iowa is 89.8% white, 4.1% black, and their politics mirrors this. However, that said they do have beautiful sunflowers.

So by now Iowa has spoken and the winners and losers are posted with all licking their wounds. My greatest ask is that vivek decides to pack it in, or looses all his money and goes into bankruptcy. he has never even voted, and is running for President? What idiot would even vote for him? Then he has the nerve to say if elected, (and he never will be), citizens need to pass a test to vote, when he never even bothered to vote. Look up narcissist in the dictionary, he’s listed as an example.

Then there is my least favorite governor. The man who fights with Mickey, bans books, changes black history, fires people he can’t fire then florida citizens pay for all the legal costs incurred with his insanity. he traveled to all 99 counties in Iowas when he should have stayed home and done something about the insurance industry. But why would you when they are major campaign donors? We deserve better and to be represented effectively in florida. And for those interested in moving here – big message – we have rain 6 months of the year. 

And finally Nicki Haley, the best thing about her is her campaign slogan, ”Pick Nicki.” It’s kind of catchy. Will be interested in how she fares in New Hampshire after not claiming slavery was the reason for the Civil War. Guess she missed their license plate slogan, ”Live Free or Die,” and those folks are serious.

Wish they’d all fly away

So what catchy campaign slogan could we come up with for Joe.. Here’s some ideas:

• Go Joe!
• Get’um Joe!
• All for Joe!
• Ice Cream Joe!
• People Joe!
• Got the Joe Glow!
• Knowing Joe!
• Save us Joe!
• Aviator Glasses Joe!
• One for Joe, All for Joe!

OR.. we could use Biden

• I’m tied in with Biden
• Gliding with Biden
• Ridin’ with Biden – think they already have this..
• I’m siding with Biden
• Enlightened by Biden

Will have to send these to the White House to help the campaign…