Fake News…

Recently came across an ad in a local newspaper. Know anyone who should apply?

JOB OPENING

Wanted: American to promote russian values and infiltrate their democracy.

Skills: Background in brain washing and undermining democracy. Preferably one in a former position at fox news or newsmax. Able to convince dumb Americans that their country is no good, and russia, and russians are the supreme beings on the planet. Those with skills in hacking also considered. Loyalty to putin a must or else we will poison you or throw you out a window. Only republicans need apply. Salary commiserate with skills. Must be able to handle a weapon and extreme cold weather if we have to send you to siberia if this does not work out.

Pay: to be determined based on performance and loyalty and a percentage of the hacked monies.

Know anyone who should apply? I have some ideas – tucker carlson, rapist president, tommy tuberville, maga/porn loving christian mike….