Like this photo as it is a true depiction of the rapist president’s situation. he can’t find anyone to post bond for his appeal in the NYC case, and the clock is ticking with $112,000. a day interest. he’s broke and needs to start selling off his assets, and what are they?

• eric trump – the least favorite of his children, loyal but stupid, easy sell off..
• melania – now she’d go for top dollar, and believe she’d go gladly. After all she lied on her naturalization paperwork she needs to get out of Dodge soon. Am sure she doesn’t want to share a cell with d.t.
• his gold toilet in trump tower – maybe they could find more documents he flushed there?
• his Las Vegas Casino – oh, sorry that’s wrong he only has a hotel there. Somebody was smart enough in Vegas not to give him a casino gaming license.
• his sneaker line – does anyone really want gold sneakers they can’t return??
• And last but not least rudy guiliani – after all he’s in the same mess, and tr never paid him for services rendered.