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No, this isn’t take out we’re talking about, it’s the rapist president and his trial. Tomorrow it all starts with opening arguments.

The jury is in place.

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This morning on CBS Rikki Klieman stated that the jury makes up their mind in the lawyers opening remarks in 90% of the cases.

That said all eyes will be on the lawyers presentation.

So, what can they say?

• He’s a convicted rapist.
• He committed fraud in his business dealings.
• He lies more than a Persian rug.
• He had sex with a porn star while his wife was home with their newborn.
• The sex with the porn star was actually rape. She has stated she just let him do it to her.
• He’s a facist, a racist, and a misogynist.
• He’s taken responsibility for overturning women’s healthcare rights.

Wow! What a guy.

These lawyers sure have a tough job even though the rapist prez peeps are paying them 230g’s per day.

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Think it’s called Mission Impossible…

Maybe they can consult with Tom Cruise?