As Stephen Colbert said last night in his monologue, “We’re screwed.” No exclamation, or question mark on that, it’s a given, and this resounded loudly in his Time Magazine interview this week.

I simply don’t understand why so much of the US population is endorsing the rapist. It makes no sense. Let’s look at why people don’t like Joe..

• He’s stiff.. Perhaps we need to get him exercising. Stretching will help him resolve that stiffness and maybe dance lessons would help.? I’m sure Jill would be game.
• The economy – People have to change their patterns. Groceries are expensive but a burger from Dollar Tree is only $1.25 and they have quite a selection of other foods as well.
• The war in the Middle East – he is uniquely involved in those negotiations, and Antony Blinken is racking up a helluva of a lot of frequent flier miles on that one.
• He’s old.. Not much we can do there except to dye his hair, and dress him youthful. How do you think he’d look in this Hip Hop attire – Amazon $39.77. I think he’d look fine………..

• Immigration -don’t folks realize they are why our economy is flourishing?? Immigrants are opening businesses, doing the gut work, and keeping us afloat. And every time Joe’s proposed something to change policy it’s been dashed.

Finally think of the alternative and vote Joe.