Putin and jong un

What an interesting combo. Took them 24 years to get together. And while some think it was to share nucs in an attempt to control the 🌎 I have another idea.

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I think putin stopped by to help jong un with his exercise program in an effort to have him get in shape..

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And besides the exercise routine putin also introduced the dictator to ozempic from the russian black market to ensure quick weight loss.

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So when putin visits next believe he’ll work on a fashion make over for the dictator’s new bod.

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In consultation with another fashion icon authoritarian and rapist prez he’ll be having jong un drop the drab gray uniform. Instead the rapist will have his friend go with a western style suit and the signature elongated tie to hide belly fat.

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With the final touch a comb over.

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And perhaps some blonde highlights.

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