We’re in the 24 hour countdown to the debate. So while the rapist prez is out there spewing his lies, and denying he’s prepping for this affair, what is my favorite guy, Joe Biden, doing, or what should he be doing?

I have some ideas..

• Dye his hair to look younger, wouldn’t that be a shocker??
• Wear a trendy khaki suit with a mascot.
• Add blinking lights to his aviator sunglasses and have him wear them as he enters the stage.
• Get a manicure, pedicure, and a foot massage to loosen up those stiff feet.
• For energizing – some wild and crazy sex with Jill.
• Plaster the podium with Biden Harris signs.
• Bring Commander for protection, ready to bite the competition.
• And of course, last but not least, make sure he has an ice cream cone before the debate!