Recently heard the rapist president has put this guy as secretary of state. Look it up he has the worst attendance record of anyone in the Senate.

Can you imagine if we have a crisis?

He’ll either forget to come on the plane ✈️ or sleep 💤 in.

Maybe we should get him a box of alarm clocks as a congratulatory gift 🎁 for the job?

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