• rfk’s worm ate away most of his brain, oh that’s right it already has..
• rfk’s wife decided to come to DC live with him
• rfk’s wife and melanie got together and they both sued for divorce claiming infidelity
• rfk stopped his sex texting with young women
• rfk became the first to test health tracking monitoring he’s proposed
• rfk went away and we never heard from him again
• And finally what if he took the rapist prez with him..

One can dream…